In fact, in 1724 the Western world learned that women were co-creators of life that's when it was discovered that women had an egg cell.
Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.
Death is a fickle hen, and random are her eggs.
There's something inherently comic about the fact that politicians make things worse by worrying too much about something.
The only shared reality we have is things we have seen on television.
As a gut thing, my next project is always the complete opposite of the thing I've just done. So if I've spent a lot of time doing film, I might then do some radio.
The busier you are, the less time you have to make decisions.
I got religion in the airport, my Lord. They caught me waiting on my baggage when I was bored.
Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.
People can be in a prison of their own mind. [There are] people who don't have their hearts open to other people's ideas, and can't listen to other people's ideas without feeling like they're being slapped in the face. Those people are more in a prison.
It hurts to see anybody in pain, if you've got any kind of heart.