One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring. . . 'How to Build a Boat. '
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six
The excitement of anticipation was *almost* equal to the thrill of lovemaking.
Unsolved problems, that's one of the great signs of progress in my opinion.
A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.