Same topic Authors
Quote of the day

The whole music industry has completely and totally changed from how it was. It's very, very different. When we started, there were loads of record company people throwing money at musicians, and that did give people a long term career.

Popular Topics
Angry, Afternoon, Quiet, Hope, Food, Knowledge, Gossip, Confidence, Happy, Character, Hip Hop, Humble, New York, Book, Weak, Art, Thing, Stories, Justice, Success, Smile, Children, Air, Home, Things In Life, Humbly, Integrity, Disco, Period, Think, Thinking, Good, Inspire, Involve, Thank You, Pregnancy, Job, Kids, Inspiration, Possible, Faith, Dance, Private Life, Perfect Love, Pleasures Of Life, Teacher, Adventure, Girl, Feeling, Mother'S Day
Bill Bailey

Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.

Actually, Building, Dublin, Funny, Humor, Unique
Same Author Quotes

It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Funny, Good, Humor, Show, Vegetarian, Vegetarianism

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Contentment, Happiness, Knowing, Knowing Someone, Right, Wrong

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Blokes, Littles, Stupid, Three, Unfolds, Whole

You remind me of the Siberian hunting spider, which adopts a highly convincing limp in three of its eight legs in order to attract its main prey, the so-called Samaritan squirrel, which takes pity on the spider, and then the spider jumps on it and injects the paralyzing venom, while the squirrel remains bafflingly philosophical about the whole thing. Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.

Bafflingly, Confused, Eight, Funny, Paralyzing, Philosophical

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Couple, Hand, Hands, Way
Similar Quotes