I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.
The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it.
Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.
Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.
Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture.
The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.
The judgment that you pass today will only hinder a person in their spiritual evolution. All you do is say to the person, psychically: "This is what you are. You're fixed. You can't change. "
At conventions, one of the standard questions I get is, 'Are you writing any new novels?' To which I used to respond, in my smart-[alec] fashion, 'No, I've decided to write only old novels. '
Trees and children are, of all living things, those whose growth soonest makes one feel one's age.
Vice is a monster of so frightful mien As to be hated needs but to be seen; Yet seen too oft, familiar with her face, We first endure, then pity, then embrace.