I've waited all my life to say this. . . I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor! - Totie Fields

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Every man who knows how to read has it in his power to magnify himself, to multiply the ways in which he exists, to make his life full, significant and interesting.

Totie Fields

I've waited all my life to say this. . . I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

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I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

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I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

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