I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn. - Dave Barry

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Life's an offensive proposition from beginning to end. Maybe those who can't tolerate offense ought to just go ahead and end it all, and maybe those who demand financial compensation for offense ought to have it ended for them.

Dave Barry

I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.

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