When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Virtues are often conquered by vices, but their rout is most complete when it is inflicted by other virtues, more militant, more efficient, or more congenial.
Bankruptcies of governments have, on the whole, done less harm to mankind than their ability to raise loans.
Clever men are impressed in their differences from their fellows. Wise men are conscious of their resemblance to them.
A society which reverences the attainment of riches as the supreme felicity will naturally be disposed to regard the poor as damned. . . if only to justify itself for making their life a hell.
Private property is a necessary institution, at least in a fallen world; men work more and dispute less when goods are private than when they are in common.
Freedom for the pike is death for the minnow.
I was in Korea. I've noticed all my life I see elderly people who have been close to death in an illness and they're absolutely cured and they say, now I know how to live my life. I've seen death. That happened to me when I was 19. It was a terrible, terrifying thing. And I live my life like those people decided to do when they were old. So, since I was 19, I've had the most fun possible every single day, even when I had a rough life. It was the army which taught me about life, and the theater which taught me how good it could be.
Do you believe in that Infinite, good Providence working in and through you? If you believe that this Omnipresent One is present in every atom, is through and through, Ota-Prota, as the Sanskrit word goes, penetrating your body, mind and soul, how can you lose heart?
Let the little fairy in you fly!
They kept saying 'It's sushi-grade!' And I'm like. . . 'Put some soy sauce on this. Get me some rice. And cook it. And then get me out of here.