The experience is no longer traumatic; the response of most women to the experience is relief.
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.
I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
Receiving far less attention are the working class heroes, who go about their solitary work routines with quiet dignity, come home from another grueling day, yet still find time to interact with their children.
Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.
[A]ny musician who has not experienced - I do not say understood, but truly experienced - the necessity of dodecaphonic music is USELESS. For his whole work is irrelevant to the needs of his epoch.
. . . there is in life an element of elfin coincidence which people reckoning on the prosaic may perpetually miss. As it has been well expressed in the paradox of Poe, wisdom should reason on the unforeseen.