Every man praises his own wares.
I used to be embarrassed by my mom, but now I know what she is-she's a hero.
We all live with our losses. We don't want to, but we can
You know, life fractures us all into little pieces. It harms us, but it's how we glue those fractures back together that make us stronger.
Losing people you love affects you. It is buried inside of you and becomes this big, deep hole of ache. It doesn't magically go away, even when you stop officially mourning.
I like a lot of things that aren't good for me.
The ending has to fit. The ending has to matter, and make sense. I could care less about whether it's happy or sad or atomic. The ending is the place where you go, “Aha. Of course. That's right. ”
As a cancer survivor, I am very aware of how many wasted minutes I don't have. The surest way to waste what is left of your life is to worry about what might happen or what might have been.
I'm not a policy maker. I'm not even a very great activist. My main thing is to make things that speak for the culture that I live in.
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Because I think that both of those guys - I think that the American people are being given a false choice, because the choice between the lesser of two evils is a false choice.
The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin.