The discontented believe that their regrets are about the past.
I used to collect Persian rugs and real estate - you should be able to walk on and live in your money. I had to give up the rugs because I'm allergic to mould.
I believe in the separation of church and planet.
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is.
Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.
Enjoy everything. Need nothing.
It is not being out at heels that makes a man discontented, it is being out at heart. To be contented is to be good friends with yourself.
Prohibition has made nothing but trouble