I have always taken the view that one should never hold against a man anything he says after twelve o'clock at night or after a glass or two of anything.
If you understand compound interest, you basically understand the universe.
There are people who live their whole lives on the default settings, never realizing you can customize.
If you've never experienced the joy of accomplishing more than you can imagine, plant a garden.
If you feel you are down on your luck, check the level of your effort.
There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.
Why try to be someone you're not? Life is hard enough without adding impersonation to the skills required.
I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.
I appreciate short, perfect pop songs.
Respect, my brother, nothing but respect, man.
Drama is something Im good at, I guess.