No one can advise and help you, no one. There is only one way: go within.
Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for all eternity.
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you've skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn't that much to say.
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Charity is the drowning of justice in the craphole of mercy.
I don't wake up every day and think about which tournaments I won and which titles I hold. It's something I don't care about.
Lawyers must pry into the recesses of the human heart, and become well acquainted with the whole moral world, that they may discover the abstract reason of all laws.
I don't sugarcoat it you'd die from diabetes if these other niggas wrote it