I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me … - Billy Crystal

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Satan sometimes suggests that an offering will satisfy God, when in fact He is demanding our all.

Billy Crystal

I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

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I'm going to be your grandpa!
I have the biggest smile.
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I was always drawn to performing, but I never thought I could. I have no idea what I wanted to do outside of the old cowboy-or-fireman. When I was in college, I got serious about acting. I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.

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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.

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That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

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It is better to look good than to feel good.

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