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Mac [Barnett ] and I have been friends for more than ten years. We met working at an educational nonprofit. And we have been pranking each other the whole time. It's our own version of a prank war. We thought we would channel some of that energy into writing a book.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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