The devil, you see, is that friend who never stays with us to the end.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The sweetest pleasure arises from difficulties overcome.
All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his hands wrapped around a remote, the other, a bottle of beer. She's right. It's kinky. The way he doesn't look away from the TV, as her head bobs in his lap like a fisherman's float on a nature program, hectic with the pace his breath sets. His crotch swells under her mouth's prowess. He's such a sweetheart he waits until the commercials to come.
Thy infinite gifts come to me only on these very small hands of mine. Ages pass, and still thou pourest, and still there is room to fill.
We know accurately only when we know little, with knowledge doubt increases.