I love making people who already hate me hate me more.
That's one thing I get neurotic about: I need my soup to be crazy hot.
I really do love to do things that are nice and simple!
I think, like, Twitter is somewhat difficult sometimes, and it can be kind of negative.
One day you're gonna ask that to the wrong girl who is really struggling and it's gonna be hurtful to them. And I hate it.
Bachelor parties are for the married guys.
I love that Hillary [Clinton] actually cares enough about the issues to study them and listen to people who are affected by them. She's gotta be one of the most knowledgeable and qualified people to ever run for president.
You never step in the same river of thought twice, because neither you nor it are the same.
Most people get a fair amount of fun out of their lives, but on balance life is suffering, and only the very young or the very foolish imagine otherwise.
I don't want to end up like my mom. That's my biggest fear in life.
There is a good life waiting for you. Its just waiting for you to grab it