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The common people, on the whole, are still living in the world of absolute good and evil from which the intellectuals have long since escaped.

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This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

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The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

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This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

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In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

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