Hillary Clinton's message is old and tired. Her message is that things can't change. My message is that things have to change.
I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.
Success is not in never failing, but rising everytime you fall!
Hanson? Yeah, I've heard of them, I saw them perform and they have an interesting sound. I wish them every success.
An education is a more surefire guarantee that you have possibilities opened to you.
I wouldn't recommend young kids see 'Speedway Junkie. ' It's definitely an age-appropriate movie - dark and realistic and edgy. If young kids want to see me, go see the Christmas movie.
I never took the fame too seriously. It was a great period in my life, but it doesn't define me. When I think back on the time, I look at it with a wink. I focus on the good moments I had, not that I was on a lot of magazine covers.
We won the lottery in life and life is such a beautiful, precious gift, and we have to savor it, because as far as we know, we are the only living things in the universe, so it is our duty to protect it.
I would love to be able to play anywhere, but to me the sweet spot is clubs and theaters, just because I feel like you lean in to tell a joke. You don't back up. Comedy lives in that area. I've played amphitheaters, big clubs, and pool halls, and the most fun rooms hold anywhere from 500 to 2,000 people. That intimacy is where comedy really lives.
It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.
The worst sort of clever men are those who know better than the Bible.