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Comedy breaks down walls. It frees us for just a moment from the ugliness of this world.

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As soon as you start analyzing comedy is when the world starts to fall apart, and we're second guessing it. And we are way too sensitive.

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Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.

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I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

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It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are just [expletive] to everybody.

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