Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get … - Adam Hills

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I didn't have a lot of communication with Elvis. You had to go through a barricade to get to Elvis. It was people hanging on every word, and I felt very uncomfortable a lot of times.

Adam Hills

Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.

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