I haven't left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever I start thinking I'm incredibly cool, the packet of Kleenex in my back pocket brings me right back down to earth.
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it. " "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false. " -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse