You can hide memories, but you can’t erase the history that produced them
Somebody stole my identity. Good luck using it without the medications.
The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds.
Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane?
Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad.
My grandfather is from Ireland. His name is Florence McCarthy. He moved to New York in 1920. They used to beat him up because his name was Florence. He had to switch his name to Frank. And then this Christmas, he made an announcement - he goes, 'I'm switching me name back to Florence. ' And we beat him up, 'cause it's a dumb name and he's old and weak and it was easy.
If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.
Art means: revealing God in everything that exists.
. . . That genius is a rare exception (:) It's not true. Talent and genius have been wasted on enormous scale throughout our history; this is all I know for sure.
There is nothing more intoxicating than victory, and nothing more dangerous.
It takes vision and courage to create