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If you rely too much on the people in other countries and other companies, in a sense that's your brain and you are outsourcing your brain.

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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

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Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again. . . all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened. . to people who didnt know how to write. . . so. . .

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I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the subculture it's spawned. I think it's embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative

Embarrassing, Smoking, Subculture, Think, Thinking, Weed

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

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The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

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In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes. . . you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

Beautiful, Decide, Funny, Look, New York, York
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