Same topic Authors
Quote of the day

I think you have to be weird to swim breaststroke.

Popular Topics
I Like You, Wisdom, World, Angry, Education, Adventure, Drama, Culture, Future, Beauty, Live, Glory, Funny, Name, Perfect Love, Inspire, Journey, Positive, Inspiration, Confidence, Happy, House, Secret, Feelings, Motor, Inspiring, Life Is Good, Inspirational Life, Nice, Private Life, Children, Hip Hop, America, Brain, Kindness, Dress, Lives, Looking For Love, Good, Evidence, Organization, Love, Kids, Loves, Period, Technical, Today, Living My Life, Inspired, Relationships
Stephen Colbert

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush. . . I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough. . . Somebody shoot me in the face.

Bush, Dream, Face, Funny, George, Hero
Same Author Quotes

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

Drinking, Gay, Way, Yes

If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.

Continue, Corporations, Exist, Government, Guarantees, People

You have a firm grasp of the obvious.

Firm, Grasp, Obvious

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.

Believe, Guy, Magical, Possible, Saws, Soleil

Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.

Blow, Give, Man, Men, Suicide, Teach
Similar Quotes