They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do … - Jimmy Buffett

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Insistence on having a sexual orientation in sex is about defending the status quo, maintaining sex differences and the sexual hierarchy; whereas resistance to sexual orientation, regimentation is more about where we need to be going.

Jimmy Buffett

They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

College, Education, Gain, Learn, Trying

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Grief is like the wake behind a boat. It starts out as a huge wave that follows close behind you and is big enough to swamp and drown you if you suddenly stop moving forward. But if you do keep moving, the big wake will eventually dissipate. And after a long time, the waters of your life get calm again, and that is when the memories of those who have left begin to shine as bright and as enduring as the stars above.

Stars, Memories, Moving Forward, Left, Swamp

I have always looked at life as a voyage, mostly wonderful, sometimes frightening. In my family and friends I have discovered treasure more valuable than gold.

Discovered, Father, Friendship, Life, Looked, Love

It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Attitude, Cunning, Laughing, Nothing, Running, Same

Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.

Keys, Long, Short, Simple

If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached.

Beach, Heaven, Ifs, Attached

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As confusing, unpredictable and stressful as life may be, always remember, it is never incorrect to be kind. When lost, just do nice things.

Confusing, Incorrect, May, Nice, Remember, Things

Sandra Bullock

If you're gonna tell a story from beginning to end, I always think you have to have a great structure in a script. If it gets you excited and it's something you've never read before that's another plus. I think also with improv and that whole world of stand-up, that's a whole other organism of comedy that still needs a story, but it's more free-form. On the set, it is the combination of both those worlds coming together: a great script and an allowance to play with it.

Improv, Play, Story, Tell, Thinking, Together

Ernest Hemingway

I did not understand them but they did not have any mystery, and when I understood them they meant nothing to me. I was sorry about this but there was nothing I could do about it.

Meant, Mystery, Nothing, Sorry, Understand, Understood

Francis Asbury

O what pride, conforming to the world and following its fashions! Warn them, warn them for me, while you have strength and time and be faithful to your duty.

Faithful, Fashion, Pride, Strength, Warn

John Stoltenberg

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