Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
Senators don't really provide good gossip - until they do, and then it's an A1 story and they're out of a job.
Anyone know any long-term couples living three time zones apart?
It's got to be hard to be a band that's trading on your 40-year-old hits, where there's a certain thing that's expected of you. But that's why I admire Bob Dylan's live performances - he's steadfast about mixing up the songs, not just sticking to his greatest hits, and reinterpreting them to the extent that you really can't recognize them until halfway through. It's like, I DARE you to sing along.
The genre [of hard-partying girls] seems to have gone out of style - instead of young women who drink too much, it's young women who don't eat enough.
The Olympics are great. For two weeks we become absolutely fascinated in these people we've never heard of before and will never think of again.
We were all children once. And we all share the desire for the well-being of our children, which has always been and will continue to be the most universally cherished aspiration of humankind.
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
Both women and computer science are the losers when a geeky stereotype serves as an unnecessary gatekeeper to the profession.
Death. The certain prospect of death could sweeten every life with a precious and fragrant drop of levity- and now you strange apothecary souls have turned it into an ill-tasting drop of poison that makes the whole of life repulsive.