As long as we can keep our international relations in the realm of conference rather than open conflict, we are giving truth more time to vindicate itself. And what we ourselves need is more faith in the power of truth.
Self-respect leads to self-discipline.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.
These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f*** about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. They go on and on with all this bulls*** about "sanctity" - don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.
You, me. . . we own this country. Politicians are employees of ours. . . . And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.
Woman is as common as a loaf of bread, and like a loaf of bread, will rise.
I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!
The secret of a happy marriage is simple: Just keep on being as polite to one another as you are to your friends.
Business is in itself a power.