It is not work that kills, but "worry. "
Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folksingers.
If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.
It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Sometimes we hear it said that ten minutes on your knees will give you a truer, deeper, more operative knowledge of God than ten hours over your books. What! Than ten hours over your books on your knees?
Act in earnest and you will become earnest in all you do.
It is an obvious and blatant stupidity beyond my ability to articulate how dumb it is for us not to teach our children how to run the government.
Every man is as lazy as he dares to be.