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Wolves eat coyotes," Gordon said[. . . ] If he weren't an old man, I had some rude things I could have said to that. "Yes," observed Adam blandly. "I do. " Yep. That was the one that came to mind. And he didn't even blush when he said it. Maybe Gordon would miss the double entendre. But he grinned cheerfully at Adam.

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