English, however, is kinky. It has a predilection for dressing up like Welsh on lonely nights.
To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude. ' 'Dude, these are isotopes. ' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine. ' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies. '
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left. '
Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.
Youth is just wasted on young people.
I want paint to work as flesh. . . my portraits to be of the people, not like them. Not having a look of the sitter, being them. . . As far as I am concerned the paint is the person. I want it to work for me just as flesh does.
Early, as well as late, Rise with the sun, and set in the same bowers
I think one thing people forget is that every technological advance we fetishize had its place in time.