Truth must be repeated again and again, because error is constantly being preached round about.
Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.
It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.
Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
Everything is awesome. . . Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart.
The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'.
It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.
It is found by experience that admirable laws and right precedents among the good have their origin in the misdeeds of others.
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.