Nickelback walks into a bar. . . there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
A record co. is just a vehicle for public appearances.
If you're not on a major label today, you're not gonna get played. They've got the market sewed up.
I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count.
I've grown up with my audience; they're my age or older. Not a lot of kids are coming to see me.
If I cut an album now and sell it for ten bucks, I can put seven dollars and fifty cents in my pocket.
If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.
All the difference in the world between the movies and the thrill I get out of a play at the theater. Ay, yes! Like fooling around with paper dolls when you could be playing with a real live baby.
What I need. . . is a strong drink and a peer group.
Meditation is when we go beyond incarnation, beyond all cycles, to immortality, to something that is not transient.
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.