You do things so fast, you end up having so many different lifestyles all in one short time.
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
I truly believe a woman's weight is a political issue, and if one young woman out there can see me and not feel crummy about herself, that's a good thing.
When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have my pick of the young men. They'll be like, 'She's Miss Mary Jane!' The young boys will think I'm a hot old lady.
Sailin' 'round the world in a dirty gondola Oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!
If thou desire to see thy child virtuous, let him not see his father's vices: thou canst not rebuke that in them, that they behold practised in thee; till reason be ripe, examples direct more than precepts: such as thy behaviour is before thy children's faces, such commonly is theirs behind their parents' backs.
I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like.