It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. … - Gary Gulman - Quotesmemo.com

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Gary Gulman

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny.

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There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.

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It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

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I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.

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I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

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There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold.

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