Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask … - Dave Barry

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Indian celebrities have the media and fans permanently outside their homes, and that would make me really uncomfortable.

Dave Barry

Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.

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