I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that there's no such thing as a routine day in the Oval Office.
Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino. . . Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.