I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I had a moment of clarity, saw the feeling in the heart of things, walked out to the garden crying.
Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write?
Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.
Two people in a conversation amount to four people talking. The four are what one person says, what he really wanted to say, what his listener heard, and what he thought he heard.