Policemen are numbered in case they get lost. - Spike Milligan

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The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make to them; a man may live long, yet get little from life. Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will - Montaigne, Essays

Spike Milligan

Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.

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General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike:. . . Well, all of me.

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There is nothing more beautiful than finding your course as you believe you bob aimlessly in the current. And wouldn't you know that your path was there all along, waiting for you to knock, waiting for you to become. This path does not belong to your parents, your teachers, your leaders, or your lovers. Your path is your character defining itself more and more every day.

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the excess of all good things is mischievous.

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