The world out there is not waiting for a new definition of Christianity; it's waiting for a new demonstration of Christianity.
At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Your dreams should never be better than your real life
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle. . . get it locked up.
If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China. '
He would read up on parenting, if he thought it would help, but his errors always seemed too basic for the manuals. "Always tell your kids they have siblings. . . " He couldn't imagine any child-raising guru taking the trouble to write that down. Maybe there was a gap in the market.
I took a Groundlings class in my 20s, and I was terrible. They didn't even pass me to the next level.
Are you tired of sand being kicked in your face? I promise you new muscles in days!
Practice with your fingers and you need all day. Practice with your mind and you will do as much in 1 12 hours.