While I'm not a celebrity, it's such a weird concept that society has cooked up for us. Astronauts and teachers are much more amazing than actors.
Please note that, at no point in the performance, does my hand leave the end of my arm.
A Magician is not a Magician because he knows tricks, but because he knows Magic - the principles, the fundamentals.
Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.
I find it easy to spot a depressive. The illness is scrawled across them like graffiti.
You cannot put straight in others what is warped in yourself.
There is nothing but that frail breastwork of earth between the people and destruction.
Aussie sledging? I'm just glad they've heard of me!