I don't have an iPod.
I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
I can never think of the time I spend idling in railway stations as lost; it's a waiting liberated from the three temporal vices of regret, anticipation or boredom, the weak echo of that bliss spent between lifetimes.
I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.
We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.
Steve Coogan does something for me. He is so naughty, but I quite fancy him.
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing, If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing.
We were made to enjoy music, to enjoy beautiful sunsets, to enjoy looking at the billows of the sea and to be thrilled with a rose that is bedecked with dew… Human beings are actually created for the transcendent, for the sublime, for the beautiful, for the truthful. . . and all of us are given the task of trying to make this world a little more hospitable to these beautiful things.
Architecture has recorded the great ideas of the human race. Not only every religious symbol, but every human thought has its page in that vast book.