It's very hard to try to be a cultural. . . people who organize cultural things. . . it's very complicated. And more so in a country like Guatemala.
They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why.
If computers take over, it will serve us right.
To get an elementary grasp of the game of golf, a human must learn, by endless practice, a continuous and subtle series of highly unnatural movements, involving about sixty-four muscles, that result in a seemingly natural swing, taking two seconds to begin and end.
Canned music is like audible wallpaper.
Like a christening, a wedding, a graduation ceremony, a holy war, a revolutioneven?a fireworksdisplay, agaudy promise of what life ought to be, not life itself.
To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer. ' Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken - only tougher.
Every person that you meet knows at least one thing that you don't. Don't let them leave without learning it.
Leadership is simply the ability of an individual to coalesce the efforts of other individuals toward achieving common goals. It boils down to looking after your people and ensuring that, from top to bottom, everyone feels part of the team.
Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane.
I put headlights in Ford vans. I still drive a Ford.