Overall, I'm quite good with how I spend my cashola.
Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
The true success is the person who invented himself.
To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
Like an enemy I knew as intimately as any friend, I came to know the nagging, constant emptiness of the incongruent life. I ignored myself and lived for people, purposes, and goals that weren't my own. I betrayed who I was and instead accepted a fictional substitute that was defined from the outside in.
It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.
Always keep an eye out for other opportunities.
We used to be a serious country. When we got attacked at Pearl Harbor, we took on Imperial Japan, Fascist Italy and Nazi Germany. We beat all three in less than four years. We're about to enter the seventh year of this phony war against. . . [terrorist groups], and we're losing.