I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
Since our persons are not of our own making, when they are such as appear defective or uncomely, it is, methinks, an honest and laudable fortitude to dare to be ugly.
Fire and swords are slow engines of destruction, compared to the tongue of a Gossip.
Readings is to the mind what exercice is to the body.
Among all the diseases of the mind there is not one more epidemical or more pernicious than the love of flattery.
People spend their lives in the service of their passions instead of employing their passions in the service of their lives.
There is no Pleasure like that of receiving Praise from the Praiseworthy
I'm making the comeback of the century.
If there is a true religion in the universe, it must include the truth of contact or be forever hollow.
I think George Mitchell believed in promoting women.
To save the human race and our world, we must correct the evolutionary mistakes by changing the genetics of men.