I am not personally a parent. But I do have two godchildren and am expecting a third. I … - Fran Lebowitz

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Do I dream very much? Do I dream predominantly about fashion? No. I dream much more about cats.

Fran Lebowitz

I am not personally a parent. But I do have two godchildren and am expecting a third. I am naturally concerned for their future. If I ruled the world you could bet your boots that none of them would ever set their eyes on any such contraptions as digital clocks and pocket calculators. But alas, I do not rule the world and that, I am afraid, is the story of my life - always a godmother, never a God.

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