No one can save me except myself.
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny.
Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.
No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.
I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.
Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.
Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.
You're not anyone in America unless you're on TV.
I'll tell you about it because I am here and you are distant.
Fame is fickle. If the media turn against me, I will just have more time in the library. Not bad as a fate.
Sometimes in life, we need a few bad days in order to keep the good ones in perspective.