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We are asleep people, unconscious people, and this is what is serious. Unfortunately, we think the best of ourselves and not even suspect that we are asleep.

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People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

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They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.

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Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

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Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

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