People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules … - Erma Bombeck

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I think if we wish to live in any kind of a moral universe, we must hold the perpetrators of violence responsible for the violence they perpetrate. It's very simple. The criminal is responsible for the crime.

Erma Bombeck

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

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Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.

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I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.

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If I had my life to live over again, I would have waxed less and listened more. . . . I would have cried and laughed less while watching television. . . and more while watching real life. . . . But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute of it. . . look at it and really see it. . . try it on. . . live it. . . exhaust it. . . and never give the minute back until there was nothing left of it.

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