When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! - Jerry Lawler - Quotesmemo.com

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Jerry Lawler

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!

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