Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
How peaceful life would be without love. How safe, how tranquil and how dull.
It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.
A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?
If anything could have pulled me out of retirement it would have been an Indiana Jones film.
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.
He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi Louis Farrakhan who also gave Donald Trump odd praise. Now maybe this is not Trump's fault, but he is truly a unifier getting white and black racist leaders to agree on one thing - him. Not to mention the democrats.
A healthy man, with steady employment, as wood-chopping at fifty cents a cord, and a camp in the woods, will not be a good subjectfor Christianity. The New Testament may be a choice book to him on some, but not on all or most of his days. He will rather go a-fishing in his leisure hours. The Apostles, though they were fishers too, were of the solemn race of sea-fishers, and never trolled for pickerel on inland streams.
There are no happy endings in history, only crisis points that pass.
All I do is convert liberals to conservatism. That's what I do, and that's why they don't like me.